Confessions of the Blatantly Nerdy
caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

agentpheelcoulson:

ifihadarose:

my-ponchoboys:





if you don’t reblog this i will unfollow you

look who didn’t get the point

agentpheelcoulson:

ifihadarose:

my-ponchoboys:

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if you don’t reblog this i will unfollow you

look who didn’t get the point

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

oldeststoryintheuniverse:

deduction-to-seduction:

wingedkiare:

wheninromero:

"Dad’s been working the farm and hasn’t been home for a couple days."

Herding cattle, milking things, the family business





i’ve reblogged this before but it got better

oldeststoryintheuniverse:

deduction-to-seduction:

wingedkiare:

wheninromero:

"Dad’s been working the farm and hasn’t been home for a couple days."

Herding cattle, milking things, the family business

i’ve reblogged this before but it got better

simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

image

theendis-nigh:

thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

THIS. THIS. FUCK.

the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl:

Out of every picture I took at the zoo this is my favorite 

ITS LITERALLY JUST A BIGGER MORE DANGEROUS KITTY LOOK AT ITS TONGUE

the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl:

Out of every picture I took at the zoo this is my favorite

ITS LITERALLY JUST A BIGGER MORE DANGEROUS KITTY LOOK AT ITS TONGUE

ikimaru:

ok so I was thinking wHAT if they drew themselves as trolls like if they were their “ocs” or something eheh

ikimaru:

ok so I was thinking wHAT if they drew themselves as trolls like if they were their “ocs” or something eheh